Most stupic question people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At the MBO cinema:When you meet your MMU friends…Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Don’t u know, I m selling illegal tickets over there..

2. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?

3. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question :- Oh dearrrr…. you’ve become so big.
Answer :- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiterStupid Question :- Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer :- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,isensitive lout…it’s just the money.

6. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

7. In the bus:A Big Fat heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and your lecturer suddenly appear and asks…Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer :- Gosh, it’s a miracle ….…it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!