If you think I’m going to talk about the tv series, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, then you are wrong. Actually, in this post, I’ll be talking about my friends.
Just so you know, I really love having friends. While I was in a particular camp, I was surrounded by so many friends and it was really wonderful. The experience taught me a lot about the importance of friendship because when you are there, you only have friends to rely on. At least, I can always turn to them whenever I encounter a problem that I can’t solve.
I always thought that friends are supposed to help each other and be there for one another. To me, whenever there are friends who ask for my help, I will definitely help them as long as it is within my capabilities. But somewhere along the way I stopped being so naive, thinking all friends are true friends, and that all friendships last forever. I realized that sometimes, people are not always who they seem to be. A person whom you once considered your friend might turn out to be someone completely different.
However, I know I still am blessed with some good friends who will always be there for me.
2008/03/17
10 things u shud neve r say to a guy
1) “That looks cute.”For the most part, men hate cute. We don’t want to hear about it, we don’t want to see it, and we sure as helldon’t want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there’s a 100percent chance we’re changing. We’re supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into thatpicture.
2) “We need to talk.”These four words shut off a man’s brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately gointo flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feelcomfortable is a good start.
3) “It’s just a game.”Actually, it’s not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our moodas just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it’s life. Sometimes we just care too much. We understand that it doesn’t make sense, but you should be happy that we’re that passionate about something. Telling us that “it’s just a game” is like us telling you that Oprah’s just a talk show host.
4) “Nothing’s wrong.”Please don’t tell us nothing’s wrong. The look on your face could make the toughest guy on the planet weep like athird-grade girl and your arms are crossed so tight you might explode. We’re not mind readers; tell us what’sgoing on. And don’t make us guess because—believe me—you won’t like whatwe come up with.
5) “I sound like my mom.”The mere fact that you might turn into your mom someday scares the hell out of us. Don’t say it, even in jest—it’s notfunny. We actually believe (and pray) that the saying “every woman ends up looking like their mother” is an oldwives’ tale. If we didn’t, no one would ever get married.
6) “I just want to be friends.”No you don’t. You just want us to stop calling you. This is a lot like pulling off a band-aid. Do it quick—don’tprolong the agony. Most of us take “I just want to be friends” as “There’s still a chance,” so if there isn’t justmake it a clean break and move on. Everyone will be much better because of it.
7) “Size doesn’t matter.”Don’t lie to us. We know it does, and we’re doing our best to make up for it in other ways. It’s best just to notsay anything at all.
8)“What are you wearing?”We’re wearing whatever’s clean or whatever you tell us to. We don’t plan out our wardrobe days in advance, butwe do actually try and look presentable. It may not work a lot of the time, but we do give it a shot. Giving us direction is completely encouraged though, so go ahead and suggest … nicely.
9) “Do you think she’s pretty?”Of course we do, our standards are much lower than yours. But just because we check her out doesn’t mean we think anyless of you.
10) “Which outfit do you like better?”90 percentof the guys out there are not going to tell you which outfit they like better: They’re going to try to pick the oneyou like better.
2) “We need to talk.”These four words shut off a man’s brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately gointo flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feelcomfortable is a good start.
3) “It’s just a game.”Actually, it’s not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our moodas just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it’s life. Sometimes we just care too much. We understand that it doesn’t make sense, but you should be happy that we’re that passionate about something. Telling us that “it’s just a game” is like us telling you that Oprah’s just a talk show host.
4) “Nothing’s wrong.”Please don’t tell us nothing’s wrong. The look on your face could make the toughest guy on the planet weep like athird-grade girl and your arms are crossed so tight you might explode. We’re not mind readers; tell us what’sgoing on. And don’t make us guess because—believe me—you won’t like whatwe come up with.
5) “I sound like my mom.”The mere fact that you might turn into your mom someday scares the hell out of us. Don’t say it, even in jest—it’s notfunny. We actually believe (and pray) that the saying “every woman ends up looking like their mother” is an oldwives’ tale. If we didn’t, no one would ever get married.
6) “I just want to be friends.”No you don’t. You just want us to stop calling you. This is a lot like pulling off a band-aid. Do it quick—don’tprolong the agony. Most of us take “I just want to be friends” as “There’s still a chance,” so if there isn’t justmake it a clean break and move on. Everyone will be much better because of it.
7) “Size doesn’t matter.”Don’t lie to us. We know it does, and we’re doing our best to make up for it in other ways. It’s best just to notsay anything at all.
8)“What are you wearing?”We’re wearing whatever’s clean or whatever you tell us to. We don’t plan out our wardrobe days in advance, butwe do actually try and look presentable. It may not work a lot of the time, but we do give it a shot. Giving us direction is completely encouraged though, so go ahead and suggest … nicely.
9) “Do you think she’s pretty?”Of course we do, our standards are much lower than yours. But just because we check her out doesn’t mean we think anyless of you.
10) “Which outfit do you like better?”90 percentof the guys out there are not going to tell you which outfit they like better: They’re going to try to pick the oneyou like better.
10 reasons y marry male engineers
Read this joke somewhere in the internet and i found that it’s funny. Post it here for the purpose of sharing. Oh ya, it is engineering-related =)
1) Male Engineers are known to be untidy and unclean, thus you don’t have to keep your home clean
2) It’s very difficult for male engineers to get girl friend, thus they will be loyal to you
3) Male engineers are dull and boring, they belong to the world of chart. You don’t have to take your time to please them.
4) Male engineers love to repair stuffs. You can always thrash your stuffs in front of them whenever you feel unhappy . They would be happy to fix it.
5) Male engineers have high IQs, marrying to them is like securing a future where you can have a bunch of high achievement children to be show off to your neighbours
6) Male engineers spend more time in lab and less time at home. You’re free to do anything that you like.
7) Male engineers have bad communication skills so you can insult him with words as you like
8)Male engineers only believe in facts, if you use facts to persuade him, he will agrees with you; however, if he got the facts right, then it’s not recommendable to argue with him anymore because there is no way around it.
9) Male engineers have good salary and they don’t spend much on entertainment. You can ask for extra pocket money from them.
10) Apart from the advantages mentioned earlier, there’s non any other considerable charm of male engineers, thus there’s no need to worry about his external marritial affairs if you married to one in future.
well quite true about all these...lol.but i not rilly agree wif it.wahaha!
1) Male Engineers are known to be untidy and unclean, thus you don’t have to keep your home clean
2) It’s very difficult for male engineers to get girl friend, thus they will be loyal to you
3) Male engineers are dull and boring, they belong to the world of chart. You don’t have to take your time to please them.
4) Male engineers love to repair stuffs. You can always thrash your stuffs in front of them whenever you feel unhappy . They would be happy to fix it.
5) Male engineers have high IQs, marrying to them is like securing a future where you can have a bunch of high achievement children to be show off to your neighbours
6) Male engineers spend more time in lab and less time at home. You’re free to do anything that you like.
7) Male engineers have bad communication skills so you can insult him with words as you like
8)Male engineers only believe in facts, if you use facts to persuade him, he will agrees with you; however, if he got the facts right, then it’s not recommendable to argue with him anymore because there is no way around it.
9) Male engineers have good salary and they don’t spend much on entertainment. You can ask for extra pocket money from them.
10) Apart from the advantages mentioned earlier, there’s non any other considerable charm of male engineers, thus there’s no need to worry about his external marritial affairs if you married to one in future.
well quite true about all these...lol.but i not rilly agree wif it.wahaha!
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